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Whats The Issue

Whats The Issue

Author: Tomas Yoko
Date: 2015-02-13
Ah how I love stumbling around in the dark. Stubbing my big toe on the hand carved couch leg while looking for the torch was so much fun I could write a book about it.

I cannot write here what my utterances were as I stumbled into the fridge holding my now almost broken toe in one hand while trying to keep my balance with just one of my legs fully operational.

As the profanities echoed around the darkness and the curses floated out into the night I thought about the upcoming State Of The Nation Address.

Well that got me laughing again and all the pain from my toe was gone. State of the Nation, I thought and chuckled some more. I let out a good cackle as I thought about Lechesa Tsenoli wanting the parties, mainly the DA, to pay back some of the four and a half million Rand that the ruling party decided to spend on the cocktail functions planned for the after party, after they said that they were going to boycott the event.

The irony in the whole situation really got to my ticklish bits and I found myself struggling to breath I was laughing so much. State Of The Nation Address? Were they going to drown their sorrows at this function and was it only going to take four and a half million Rand to do it? I would have guessed they would need a lot more. Or is it to be a celebration? If so then pray tell, what are they going to be celebrating? The state of our nations ability to generate power? Our nations ability to provide clean drinkable water to every citizen? Four and a half million Rand!

Unfortunately on the war fronts things seem to be hotting up rather than cooling down. The stupidest news I heard was America talking about supplying arms to the government forces in Ukraine. Well Merkel and O'Bomber met to discuss the situation and the more the Americans stated that they were United with the EU the less the world believed them. The American meddling in Ukraine is now public knowledge from the Washington tainted breakup of the democratic solution to Kiev's problems, brokered by Germany, France and Poland to this new threat of arming the puppet president with American military equipment, it is sickening.

The Jordanian King is now totally peeved with the ISIS crowd. He is going to rain down hellfire and brimstone on their heads and destroy them as best he can after their callous and barbaric murder of his fighter pilot. King Abdullah has taken this personally and he will not stop even if he runs out of bullets and fuel, Something that he probably wont do anytime soon.

So if all we have to worry about is some fat cats drinking our service delivery money, and not dropping bombs on each other, then we don't have it so bad. It would just be nice to be able to see where that table leg is at night.