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What's the issue?

What's the issue?

Author: Tomas Yoko
Date: 2013-12-06
Sadness prevailed as the eTolling system started out with the first days of forced extortion, backed by not even thinly veiled threats of incarceration should any citizen not abide. 

Proudly brought to you by the ANC, a political party I myself even celebrated not so long ago. And 'AG Shame' look what they are doing to Jacob, Julius is calling for his resignation, that is just so rude. 

Well that is nothing, I'm sure Jacob is thick skinned enough to wade past Julius's demands, he's done it before. Look at what the Prime Minister in Thailand has to put up with. Those people don't stand for kak. Excuse the colloquial terminology. 

Another person who wont stand for it is Ronald Lamola who recently resorted to bare knuckle fisticuffs over a spat that had him swinging the punches after being accused of wanting to oust the Mpumalanga premier. 

Anyway things could be getting better in South Africa, a report tells of how poverty levels are decreasing in our beautiful country. Wow we are a resilient nation, if you can believe in the reports of how many billions of Rands we have wasted with corruption, mismanagement and then there is that wad of cash that just went POOF, into the great beyond. No one knows where and very few people are even bothered to go looking for it. 

Well the poverty levels are going down, I believe we could have eradicated them altogether if I was president, but then, like Jacob, I would lose a few friends along the way. 

What a job it must be, choosing what shape swimming pool to have at home and who should pay for it, decisions decisions. I would love the position, sweeping powers to do whatever you like. The best is all the friends you get, friends who will stand by you no matter what you do. Friends who will lie through their teeth even in the face of damning unequivocal evidence and insist it is black when actually it is white. I wish I had friends like that. 

Some people say that I am lucky because my friends tell me when I am wrong. They speak out and point me in the right direction when I stray off the path. I appreciate them, however I still wonder what it must be like to have friends who will say yes to anything and everything. Sure it might cost me a few billion but hey, I would have the whole country's Gross National Product at my disposal. Just think what I could do with that, the G6's the Crystal, the GUCCI suits, the A380 filled with buddies flying anywhere I like. I would make a great president; I would make a head of state to rival all others. 

Anyway I welcomed the news that Kenny Kunene has started his own political party, no gangsters allowed. We need as much opposition as we can muster to prevent the wholesale decimation of our national budget that seems to be the direction we are heading in. Vote for ma as President, I'll stop the rot.