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What is the issue

What is the issue

Author: Tomas Yoko
Date: 2018-02-16

I've been holding my breath for so long I think I have had an angina. Some friends of mine started celebrating the departure of the biggest crook we have seen since Bernie Maddoff. They're now suffering hangovers because old number 1 just wont go.

Some premature celebrations have started more than once, showing just how certain we all are of what's happening at the head of our beloved country. I am giggling quietly to myself, watching the goon show was only half as funny as this lot. In the meantime I'm sure there are government departments issuing tenders that will come back to haunt us like the R127 million botched female condom debacle that was so badly planned and executed with even worse management skills. How many houses can we build with 127 mil

In the same vein as something much more important happening elsewhere, the Chinese have announced the imminent launch of the petroyuan. What's that You may ask. Well it is the sound of the petrodollar falling from its elevated pedestal and the western world, as we know it, suddenly taking on a new shape. At the end of March Beijing will offer the Yuan denominated oil futures contracts to its trading partners. Now you can buy oil in Dollars and in Yuan. Hope the Americans can deal with this without dropping a whole bunch of bombs like spoilt children not getting their way.

Oh yes, Jacob desperately clinging to power and all the speculation as to why this and how that is very important, but there's more important things going on. One positive thing was the visit by Kim Yo Jong from North Korea to the winter Olympics in South Korea. Donald Dump must have had a little hissy fit when he saw how well the South Korean's responded to her. Waaaa!!!!

On a more serious note the Yanks have been caught inadvertently with the dirty dealings of their Al-Nusra buddies when Russian Centre for Reconciliation found evidence of the American backed rebels conspiring with the White Helmets to use chlorine once again in an attempt to provoke more violence in the region. It is now so transparent how underhanded the American involvement is in the region is. That infuriates me and the Americans must now be the laughing stock of the whole world with their insatiable attempts to blame the Russians. Even the USA's HomelandSecurity have rejected the banal attempts by NBC News to pin the results of the American election on Russia. When you mess up so bad and get a president like Donald, you must just man up and face the consequences, that's how we roll down here in this shithole.

At the time o going to press the last word from the ninja turtle was that he would respond tomorrow. I'm holding my hat on my head with both hands, this should be good. If you're expecting anything, expect it to be something quite unexpected, like declaring a state of emergency, firing the whole cabinet and starting again. How!