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What is the issue

What is the issue

Author: Tomas Yoko
Date: 2016-03-11
Well it had to happen sometime, the rotational speed of planet Zupta is slowing down so fast that the gravitational forces are weakening so badly that it is becoming increasingly difficult for the planet to keep all its bits and pieces on the surface.

At least the dizzying effect of planet ZuptaŐs spinning rotation seems to be reducing with each passing day and many of those who have been caught up in its effects are slowing coming to their senses, like slowly waking from a bad dream. Rumor has it that just the Gupta big wigs are emigrating to Dubai but also some very serious banks are zipping up their business bags and scurrying away from what looks like a possible catastrophic fallout.

It has been alleged that SACP leaders are talking behind the scenes about a recall of Number 1, a mess IŐm sure the ruling party must be thinking is an eventuality and one that they must be working quite hard at avoiding. Theoretically speaking, I wonder how much more destruction planet Zupta needs to effect on our own orbit of sense and sensibility before the cost of the fallout outweighs the cost of the recall?

The about turn on the national outcry of Ňpay back the moneyÓ must have left some egg on the odd face here and there, with Stone Sizany saying that Nathi NhlekoŐs report relieving Jacob of his obligation to pay back the money is irrelevant, and then resigning. Wow, if I were a clairvoyant I would be guessing that we have only just started the political turmoil that we are going to see before the next national elections. I regularly include an outcry in my prayers for our poor, picked on economy to survive this rudderless voyage we seem be on.

Well the Americans are soon to be getting a new president, not a lot to choose from with their candidates, I myself am hoping that Bernie comes through, his rhetoric is so much more refreshing than even the orange guy with the crazy hair. I mean in all of America, there must be two more eligible, educated individuals than Donald baby and hilarious Hilary. Really?

Even Putin is being challenged for his top job by Grigory Yavlinsky despite an 80 per cent rating, now that is popular.

Another president in the news, our old buddy Bob is making a grab for the diamond mines in Zimbabwe, having ordered the mines to stop operating. ŇThe state will now own all the diamonds in the country. Companies that have been mining diamonds have robbed us of our wealth. That is why we have now said the state must have a monopoly,Ó BobŐs words.

Another president that seems to be more hell bent on his megalomaniac career than the welfare of his people is good old Kim Jong Un, who is facing some serious new sanctions and a shut down of money from China.

So planet Zupta aint so bad, we have been sold down the river, weŐre fracking here, weŐre fracking there, soon our precious ground water will be completely frackedbut maybe, just maybe we will have a new number one.